Of all movies to compare this to, McKenzie did not expect for Bob to find so many parallels to Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. Under close scrutiny, this film is actually nuts: packed with weirdos, weird accents, and weird pacing. McKenzie has to admit that this one hits different (worse) on the 30th watch, but her primary takeaway is still the same: Italy looks sunny and Diane Lane looks hot hot hot in an hourglass dress.