This episode explores the hilarity and harsh realities of unfortunate last names during the awkward years of middle school. I share personal anecdotes, including my experience with a colleague named Bob Butts, and invite listeners to contribute their own stories on social media. We hear from Gigi about gym teacher Mr. Seaman, Kent’s friend with the last name Sex, and Scott's classmate Shart, alongside various other comical examples. As I reflect on my own surname, Hardee, Roz and Morgan also share stories highlighting how these names often lead to laughter and teasing throughout adolescence. The conversation culminates in the acknowledgment of how a name can profoundly impact one's middle school experience, ultimately shaping our identities in unexpected ways.