This episode pulls back the curtain on 'unfunded mandates'—those projects that arrive with a PowerPoint halo but zero budget, no headcount, and a deadline that behaves like a train schedule. In ten minutes Dr Disruptor prowls the language while The Survivor narrates the human cost: invisible labor, quiet hiring that pads company results and shaves your evenings, and the euphemisms that make unpaid overtime sound like a 'growth opportunity.' You’ll get a forensic checklist to spot these traps early, three airtight scripts to push back using corporate-speak (yes, weaponize 'bandwidth'), and a simple documentation ritual that turns fuzzy demands into defendable scope. Practical, entertaining, and humane, this monologue arms you to protect time, preserve credibility, and choose battles that actually move your career needle—without getting labeled the office villain. Expect satire, survival tactics, and one small act of bureaucratic revenge: clarity.