While we know full well none of these are likely true, it doesn't stop us from thinking about these fan theories and wishing some of them were!

We're talking SJM multiverse theories and Fourth Wing because those tend to be the ones that we fixate on the most.

What theory keeps you up at night? We want to know!

(You're so welcome for the white noise rain ambiance in the background of this episode. Thank you, Florida rain!)