Profiles, we all hate writing them, but are we doing it well? Turns out, maybe not!

Hinge prompts are also a topic of conversation where we go on to discover sometimes, we just aren't reading the question quite right - do we know what spontaneous is people?

We also go down a wormhole about Apollo the Gladiator, and find out the updates on how dating is going, and we have a live match... which we'll hopefully have more to update on next time.

Today's episode is sponsored by Punctuation and Grammar. Yes we might be looking at the red flags of the profile photo's, but you'd be surprised just how triggering it is when someone can't construct a sentence (our producer is furiously double checking that this is written with 'proper English')

Find out what women - well, two intrepid daters from the North East of England - find attractive in a profile picture, and what type of curated profile might appeal to the ladies - or not, lets be honest the jury is out on what we're looking for (did you listen to episode 1?)

What to do in the minefield of seeing people you know in real life 'on the apps'. We also discover if either of intrepid daters managed to do their homework.

Spoiler alert, we still don't know if asking your favourite pizza topping is a good opening line.

Also, find out about the fastest blocking ever, and to our surprise, it happened to Robbo, not by Robbo!

We also apologise if there has been a change in sound quality, or you can here a small sausage dog making chomping noises during this record

It's Hallowe'en so to keep on theme we're focusing on the ghouls of dating and discussing the pitfalls of ghosting, zombies and bread crumbing and where we may have been apparitions ourselves!

Dating apps are weird, and today we explore opening lines and discover if our intrepid daters have figured out what they're looking for yet....

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