You're a masterful

multilevel marketer

you "sell" lu la roe

and claim yourself

an entrepreneur

challenge your friends and family

to spend while you collect dividends

On the latest in trends

Acting like it's charity

and there's some sort/form of scarcity (Self inflicted scarcity)

it's all imagined

and hyped for fashion

(Cash in Cash in)

Made in america

There's an asterisk

after it

"only when the optics benefit"

It's no different than those that came before

scores of branded products

sold from door to door

MAry Kay (hey hey)

Makeup, Knives and vaccuum cleaners

it's all the same system

If you're a true believer

Ride your fucking unicorn

across an obnoxious pattern

the quality is average

And the products fail to flatter

You're a masterful

multilevel marketer

you "sell" lu la roe