Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Chris Hauser, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: Google settles once and for all what the best James Bond film is, plans to colonize the Moon get sticky, we compare our favorite albums of 2019. #escapingmrcraig #preexcitement #dontbelieveyourboyfriend #spiderbiscuit #bringthemoonbacktoearth #drakeuptheleaves #georgeraperapemartin

Outro: Cretin Beacon (soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon)