Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: no such thing as free cheesecake, the moon plans for the worst, Catherine Zeta-Jones faces the music, the national bird controversy continues to ruffle feathers. #mooncouldfail #patitontheback
Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon