Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a peek inside a celebrity church, an astronomer’s diverting new cosmic theory, Nashville churches reach out to the community, five crucial tips for finding the personal trainer for you. #firstchurchofcaptivity #evenbabies

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