Seth, Taylor, and special guest expert, digital farmer Chucky Bumpers, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: farmers pivot their efforts from the cornfields to the internet, a shocking reason not to save for retirement, just one more reason not to flush meth down your toilet, space tourism gets a makeover. #youchewbed #bitcorn #downstairsroyals #morningfop #bloodaldrin

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon