Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: the who's who of animals to avoid on Instagram, Seinfeld's marital secrets, a baseball manager's elaborate attempts to maintain his roster, trapped passenger is all the rage on twitter. #followyournos #turchildren #bashlash #eatfreshchildren 

Outro: Cretin Beacon "would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?" soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon