Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Abby Rosenberg, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: which home improvement store will best prepare you for Hurricane Dorian, a surprisingly boring real life origin story for a beloved DC villain, the baby craze in the synthesized meat industry, Vatican secrets revealed. #shovelyourmeatytruths #hardtobehere #hughsnotyourdaddy #babybranzino #impossibaby #bonecement #turntheotherbeak