Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez had the “biggest wedding of the century” in Venice—at least according to some western headlines. But was it really? In this episode, we break down the Bezos wedding on a $50M budget (yes, for the world’s fourth richest man), the Canva invite, the questionable fashion choices, and the very loud protests.

Then we roll out the real big-fat-number-crunching, comparing it to the 2024 wedding of the century —complete with a cruise across Europe, pre-wedding events that outshone most actual weddings, a $600M spend, and a wardrobe schedule more brutal than Fashion Week.

Also featuring: Rihanna barefoot, Indian aunties outdressing billionaires, and the ultimate question—why does the West keep underplaying our sparkle? It can't be dimmed. Shop those Karol Bagh dupes. You know you want to.