Who wants to date a toaster? Not me! In this episode, Simone is joined by Amber Adrian, a writer, intuitive healer, moon with, and all-around internet fairy godmother. They discuss healing in long-term relationships, overcoming a scarcity mindset when it comes to love and money, and breaking up with meat. We learn that Simone keeps a "love spreadsheet" and feels like she's been personally victimized by a combination of 90's R&B songs and rom-com. They end the episode by putting the bachelors of Sex and the City to task with a rapid-fire game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.

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