Home security is so important...for some people. For our spouses locking the door is a difficult task to complete!! We complain about some spousal bad habits of leaving doors unlocked, some related murders about random unlocked homes at night and opening your door to strange, orange haired clowns (really? this is a real murder?), and sum it all up with some movie quality hypothetical murders! We also get way too distracted talking about everyone's favorite horror anthology American Horror Story. So grab yourself a Quarantini...get it? And enjoy!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!   Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ