Unofficial Controller Podcast

What if cult recruitment isn't just about isolated compounds, but about targeting gamers with $4,000 monthly packages? Our latest episode pulls back the curtain on Pastor Longhorn's Great Ascension cult and their bizarre tactics to lure in celebrities and gamers. George and his skeptical friend RGT provide a mix of humor and intrigue as they dissect the cult's promises of ascension and redemption. Meanwhile, Digital Monkery takes us on a nostalgic journey through his treasure trove of gaming collectibles, including a rare Red Dead Redemption Games Master magazine, and offers sage advice on sharing gaming room photos.

Get ready to laugh and learn as Digital Monkery shares his latest bargain finds, from Forspoken to Saints Row, shedding light on the challenges of scoring such deals in today's market. We also celebrate the golden days of PSP with gems like Worms: Open Warfare and Driver 76, while giving props to Digital Monkery for his generous contributions to the gaming community. Our discussion hops from gaming deals to VHS nostalgia, sparking memories of iconic stores like HMV and Blockbuster, and we dive into the appeal of the Evercade console for retro gaming aficionados.

As our conversation unfolds, we marvel at various gaming collections, from Game Boy to PlayStation, and debate the potential value of rare finds. We also praise the storytelling brilliance of Quantic Dream's "Beyond Two Souls," featuring stellar performances by Elliot Page and William Defoe. Wrapping up with listener shoutouts, humorous anecdotes, and a playful spirit, this episode promises to keep you entertained and informed, blending gaming culture with the oddities of cult recruitment in a way you've never heard before.

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Ever wonder why Scotty's cleaning cupboard mishap became the highlight of our week? Join us for Episode 237 of the Unofficial Controller Podcast, where we kick things off with a hilarious recount of our crew's latest adventures, including some unexpected laundry discoveries. Then, get ready for a nostalgic trip as we dive into my gaming experience with "Super Arcade Soccer" on the PS5. We'll walk you through the game's career mode, its comic book-style plot, and the quirks that make it a love letter to retro soccer games.

Next, we transport you back in time as we discuss the evolution of Sensible Soccer and the joys of retro gaming on beloved platforms like the Mega Drive and Evercade. Get insights on our latest gaming escapades, from hidden games and classic titles like "In the Hunt" to the intricate process of trophy hunting in "Star Wars Outlaws." We'll share our thoughts on the challenges of older 3D shooters and the emotional bonds we form with these timeless games. Plus, hear our detailed critique of "Beyond: Two Souls," comparing its narrative impact to other David Cage masterpieces.

Finally, we delve into the technical advancements of the PS5 Pro with some help from Digital Foundry, debating whether these mid-generation upgrades are worth your investment or if it's better to hold out for future consoles like the Switch 2. We'll keep you in the loop with exciting new releases for September, including "History Untold" and the remastered "Disney Epic Mickey Rebrushed." Wrapping up, we explore the new Zelda game for Switch and share some humorous holiday gaming plans, all while expressing our heartfelt gratitude to our listeners around the world. Don't miss this episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and insightful gaming discussions!

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Ever wondered what it’s like to record a podcast episode beside a hastily erected chain link fence while one of us is camouflaged as a tumbleweed? Tune in to this week's episode of the Unofficial Controller Podcast as we catch up with RGT and his latest gaming obsession, "Dave the Diver" on PS5. We dive into his 15-hour journey filled with balanced gameplay and captivating narratives, and compare our different strategies on hiring and upgrading staff in the game—expect plenty of laughs and insightful tips.

Next, we take a stroll down memory lane to discuss how the British home computing scene shaped our gaming tastes, especially our complex relationship with JRPGs. From reminiscing about the limited JRPG offerings on systems like the Master System to modern-day accessible gems like Trials of Mana and the Pixel Remaster series, we cover it all. Plus, we share our love-hate relationship with the Evercade console and the practical challenges of moving large game collections, offering a nostalgic yet practical perspective on retro gaming.

We then embark on a rollercoaster critique of Star Wars video games, from initial disappointments to exhilarating experiences that rekindle childhood fantasies. Our deep dive into new titles like "Star Wars Outlaws" highlights both their immersive elements and frustrating flaws. We also shine a spotlight on the phenomenal "Astro Bot" , discussing its potential as a game of the year contender. Wrapping up, we explore the pros and cons of the newly unveiled PS5 Pro, and share our genuine excitement for upcoming indie action games. Join us for a wild ride through El Paso, Texas, with the enigmatic Pastor Longhorn and a dose of gaming passion that’s sure to keep you entertained.

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What happens when a seemingly peaceful cult takes a bizarre turn? Pastor Longhorn's Great Ascension promises love and serenity, but its practices are anything but ordinary. Join us as Bobby frantically attempts to rescue George from this cult's clutches, while George remains surprisingly enthusiastic about spooning with the pastor and indulging in 'Pasta Vasta.' The tension between Bobby’s rational concerns and George’s eccentric experiences makes for an unforgettable story filled with surreal humor and unexpected twists.

Switching gears, we share hilarious tales from our latest gaming escapades, from the terror of zombie games to the thrill of conquering challenging titles. Our love for Lovecraftian visual novels, puppet combo games, and classics like Resident Evil shines through as we reminisce about old-school graphics and quirky gameplay moments. Our enthusiasm for upcoming releases like Stellar Blade and Black Myth: Wukong is infectious, and we can't help but laugh at our own gaming antics and the addictive nature of Brotato.

Finally, we dive deep into the world of Assassin's Creed, reflecting on its journey from the cinematic brilliance of Assassin's Creed 3 to the fantastical settings of Valhalla. We debate how the series could benefit from a darker aesthetic, drawing parallels to the visceral intensity of God of War. Our excitement for upcoming titles like Star Wars Outlaws and the new Assassin's Creed in Japan is palpable, promising rich narrative experiences. Plus, we sprinkle in personal anecdotes about friends dreaming of a quieter life in Vermont, adding a touch of warmth and humor to this jam-packed episode.

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What happens when you combine the scorching heat of El Paso, a charismatic pastor, and a discussion on the latest in indie games? Discover how our journey under the spell of Pastor Longhorn took unexpected turns, from surreal moments of camaraderie to lighthearted jests about our favorite nostalgic tunes and quirky video games like "Squirrel with a Gun" and "Tales of Gonzalez." This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, offering a unique blend of eerie charm and playful banter.

Explore the vast landscapes of gaming with us as we navigate through classics like "The Witcher 3" and quirky titles such as "Power Wash Simulator" with its upcoming Shrek DLC. Join our conversation on how focusing on strikeouts improved our performance in "MLB The Show," and don't miss the detailed critiques of indie gems like "Neva" and "Peglin." The discussion is packed with personal insights, real-life anecdotes, and a touch of humor, making it an engaging listen for both casual gamers and hardcore fans alike.

Finally, we dive into the latest gaming news and updates, from the exciting announcements at the Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase to the much-anticipated release of "Star Wars Outlaws." Listen to our honest reviews and advice for potential players, enriched with personal anecdotes and nostalgic reflections. With guest Scotty aka Marathon Gaming adding their unique Nintendo perspective, this episode promises a blend of humor, camaraderie, and in-depth gaming insights that you won't want to miss!

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What happens when three podcasters find themselves caught in the clutches of a bizarre cult? Join us as we recount our wild adventure in El Paso, Texas, where George, Seb, and surprise guest Scott from Marathon Gaming had to navigate life under the eccentric Pastor Longhorn. Amid secret podcast recordings and the pastor's peculiar habits, we reflect on our hopes of escaping and reuniting with the FurK Corporation. Scott's unexpected arrival, guided by an old fax machine and pager, brings a glimmer of hope for rescue as we dive into the latest gaming news from Gamescom.

Ever wondered about the addictive nature of games like "Anno" or the excitement around a potential Nintendo Switch 2? Scott shares his roguelike adventures and experiences with "Dredge" on the Switch, sparking a lively discussion about the structured story mode versus the liberating sandbox mode in "Anno." We also banter about recent gaming challenges, including George's struggles in MLB on PS5, and the big announcements from Gamescom like Borderlands 4 and a Goat Simulator remaster. Our conversation takes unexpected turns as we explore the world of gaming adaptations and the highly anticipated Indiana Jones game set for 2025.

From the changing landscape of game exclusivity to the future of cloud gaming services, we tackle the big questions shaping the gaming industry. Will Xbox Game Pass make its way to PlayStation? How will digital versus physical media debates evolve? We dive into the strategic moves by major gaming companies and the potential impact on gamers worldwide. Finally, we keep it lighthearted with quirky discussions about gaming on fridges and Tesla cars, all while sharing our personal gaming plans and community anecdotes. Buckle up for a hilarious and insightful journey through the latest in gaming and our unforgettable desert tales with Pastor Longhorn.

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Are the PS5 accessories like PSVR 2 and Portal really worth the hefty price tag, or should you be looking elsewhere for your gaming fix? This week, Seb returns from his mysterious sojourn in the potato cupboard and George share tales from the Timeless Gaming Convention in the UK, where he rubbed elbows with the likes of Jason Bradbury and Ashen's. From preaching Longhorn's sermon to the thrill of sipping an Assassin's Creed Mirage coffee, George’s escapades are both amusing and insightful. We also delve into our favorite moments with fans and the joy of being part of the creator lounge.

Next up, we tackle the true cost of owning a PS5 and how it stacks up against other gaming devices like the Backbone and Portal. How do the Vita and PSP measure up in hindsight, and what can we learn from their successes and failures? We also venture into the realm of VR, comparing VR1 and VR2, and discuss Nintendo's position in the market as we anticipate the buzz around the upcoming Switch 2. The conversation covers everything from hardware innovations to the importance of keeping user interest alive.

Finally, we sift through the latest gaming news and rumors, from Xbox's potential multi-platform moves to the much-anticipated release of GTA 6. We critique the marketing strategies of industry giants Sony and Microsoft, reflecting on how budgets and projections shape game visibility and success. And let's not forget Hollywood's ongoing love affair with sequels—what does it mean for new IPs in the gaming world? Tune in for all this and more, plus a few heartfelt shoutouts to our dedicated supporters who make this journey worthwhile!

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Ever wondered what it's like to attempt to rescue someone from a cult while juggling the excitement of a major gaming convention? In this electrifying episode, Mags and RGT tackle exactly that as they find ourselves in El Paso, on a mission to free young George from the clutches of Pastor Longhorn's bizarre cult. Amidst this surreal adventure, we switch gears to unpack the incredible growth and preparations for the Timeless Gaming Convention, happening in just a few short days, promising an even bigger and better experience for gaming fans.

On the gaming front, we share our latest reviews on indie detective thrillers and don't hold back on our thoughts about Ubisoft's Skull and Bones. Compare the highs and lows of this game to Sea of Thieves? We've got you covered. We also take a nostalgic trip back to our recent adventures with Horizon Forbidden West and Bioshock Infinite, sparking discussions and laughs as we navigate the landscapes and storylines of these beloved titles. Expect a mix of candid critiques, hearty banter, and the thrill of the latest game announcements.

Finally, get an insider's look at the Timeless Gaming Convention, where we'll celebrate the diverse community that makes it special. With Jason Bradbury as the keynote speaker and a stellar lineup of content creators such as Ashens , Slopes and the UCP, the event is set to be unforgettable. From VR industry challenges to the PlayStation debut of Vampire Survivors, we cover it all. This episode is brimming with exclusive details, behind-the-scenes insights, and the vibrant energy of the gaming world. Don't miss it!

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What happens when George is left to host solo from the broom cupboard of Pastor Longhorn's retro gaming haven? A hilarious episode unfolds, featuring an unexpected reunion with OG Tom, who's been hiding out in El Paso. We chat about Tom's quirky journey from rehab to cult membership, his plans to write a post-cult book, and the enigmatic persona of Pastor Longhorn. Between the gaming nostalgia and bizarre antics, including Longhorn’s “Great Ascension” plans and a humorous nod to Jack Black’s early roles, this episode is a rollercoaster of offbeat humor and insightful conversation.

Is Concord the next Overwatch? We shift gears to give our impressions of this new PlayStation hero shooter, comparing it to the giants of the genre like Overwatch and Helldivers. While Concord offers a promising start, we weigh in on its potential to carve out its niche amid fierce competition. The discussion brings in personal gaming experiences and touches on the importance of ongoing updates and fresh content. Plus, we mention the competition heating up with upcoming releases like the new Starship Troopers game, adding a layer of excitement for fans of hero shooters.

Downloadable content—friend or foe? We delve into the complex world of DLC, tracing its history from the early days of mailing for extra levels to modern-day controversies like Bethesda's horse armor. We scrutinize whether DLC genuinely adds value or detracts from the base game, drawing on examples like The Witcher 3’s expansions and recent additions like Shadow of the Erdtree. Listener feedback and our nostalgic reflections provide a comprehensive look at the role of DLC in today’s gaming landscape. We also touch on the ethics behind paywalls and how transparency in loot boxes and grind mechanics is reshaping player expectations.

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