Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 is still so far away… so why not play the first Bloodlines instead? But wait! Before you do, you better download VTMB: The Unofficial Patch to fix this buggy narrative masterpiece – good timing! It was just updated to version 10.3 with a ton more bugfixes.

If that’s not old enough for you though, let’s take a step back to the 90s with Disc Creatures! Coming at the end of this year (is it still retro if it’s coming out in the future)?

If this is all too much, maybe step outside… but if you’re not like me and live in the North, maybe it’s still snowing so look out! Snowflakes can charge batteries, so maybe they’re coming for you next! It might be safer to just drive around in your monthly Audi – are you dreaming? Did you buy it? No, you just subscribed to it!

All that and more this week at Techscopo!