This unconventional guide aims to demystify complex constitutional concepts by framing them as relatable, informal discussions. It defines the Constitution as the nation's "Don’t you dare" rulebook, emphasizing its fundamental nature. we then introduce two core pillars: Human Rights, understood as an individual's "Do Not Touch" force field, and Government Structure, likened to a "political Avengers" team managing the country. Key human rights like Public Welfare, Freedom of Expression, Freedom to Choose Occupation, and Freedom of Religion are explained with humorous, modern analogies, while legal precedents are simplified into memorable "courtroom reality TV moments" to illustrate judicial rulings.