• College professor's inappropriate homework assignment (00:46)
• When tennis commentary gets interesting (05:20)
• Orgasms of the Galaxy (08:47)
• What to do with our bodies when we die (11:37)
• The meth is fine, it's the damn gluten! (20:51)
• Prison beats Portland (29:26)
• This tunnel (and PCP) makes me horny (33:25)
• A sex doll who really knows you...be afraid (35:23)
• Grandma don't come in here (45:21)

  Outro - "Flava in Ya Ear" (1994) by Craig Mack

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