The Naming of Podcasts is a difficult matter,/ It isn't just one of your holiday games;/ You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter/ When I tell you, a podcast is quite hard to name./ But above and beyond there's still one name left over,/ And that is the name that you never will guess;/ the name that no human research can discover—/ But THE PODCAST ITSELF KNOWS, and will never confess./ When you notice we are in profound meditation,/ The reason, I tell you, is always the same:/ Our mine's are engaged in a rapt contemplation/ Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of its name:/ Its ineffable effable/ Effanineffable/ Deep and inscrutable singular name.