Ben and Zane have been on their fair share of deserted islands, but this

one takes the carton-cake! After tapping their way past strange and gross

oddities they found an amusement park filled with security cameras but no

bathrooms. Their detective skills were working overtime trying to unravel

the mysteries, but the harder they worked, the more unreal the world seemed

to be, and the louder that saxophone solo got. In the end, they decided

that some secrets were too hard to decipher, and that no ultimate truths

would be better than the taste of the new Subway 15/32-foot goatmeat sub on

gaseous bread.