🚨 This week, your favorite chaotic duo dives into the mystery and mayhem buffet 🍽️👻

First up: the unsolved disappearance of Maura Murray (spoiler alert: the mafia is definitely not involved, no matter how many conspiracy rabbit holes we fall down). Then we turn the spotlight on the absolute legend that is Helen Spence—who, in our humble but loud opinion, slayed justifiably. 💅🔪

Of course, things immediately spiral into nonsense tangents:

Lauren confesses that socks and closed-toe shoes are basically her personal hell because she can’t stand her toes touching (send help, or sandals). 👣😱

Courtney subjects herself to a green tea mango abomination from a local coffee shop, only to resurrect it with a peach mango water flavor packet—though it did mutate into a booger-like blob at the bottom of the cup thanks to the ice. Crisis averted? Maybe.

And because no episode is complete without our third co-host, Mischa blesses us with a full 2-minute ASMR cameo. Crunchy green beans were involved. Lauren’s generosity (offering her a microscopic .01 mm section) was not appreciated, judging by Mischa’s “are you kidding me right now?” side-eye. 🐾✨

It’s missing persons, justified slay queens, toe trauma, cursed beverages, and canine crunch—aka another perfectly unhinged week at Haunted & Homicidal.

🔮 Stay spooky & saged, friends.