Hey Theon, when will you learn? It's a calvacade of awkwardness today, as the would be scion of house Greyjoy gets massively humiliated by yet another of his relatives. We talk emotions, we talk cock touching, we discuss the possibility of old ladies beating Theon with rolling pins. It's basically a festival of mirth at this guys expense-- so completely in line with the chapter.

Also, it's our 100th episode! Thanks for all who have come with us through all 100!