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Orphan Black S05E10- To Right The Wrongs Of Many

It's been a long time since starting this series and there have been a lot of ups and downs with it, but I am still kind of in shock that it's over now. I wasn't sure how the show could...

Orphan Black, S05E09- One Fettered Slave

Welp, listeners, I'm a little bit baffled that the writers made the choices they did for this, the penultimate episode of the entire show. I really can't understand choosing to depict Helena with a child actor who is NOT Charlotte,...

Orphan Black, S05E08- Guillotines Decide

Oh, listeners, I don't want to believe it's true. But I suspect it is. This damn woman Siobhan won't quit playing games with my heart. She makes me love her, then does underhanded shit behind Sarah's back time and time...

Orphan Black, S05E07- Gag Or Throttle

Listeners! It's time for what might be my favorite episode of the season thus far: the one where Rachel gets a fucking clue. It has certainly taken long enough for her to catch up with the rest of us in...

Orphan Black- S05E06- Manacled Slim Wrists

Y'all, why os Krystal my soul sister? I love her and her ridiculousness so much, and I want to be her bestie and go to spin class with her and have her do my nails. Like, that sounds like the...

Orphan Black, S05E05- Ease For Idle Millionaires

Hey everyone! I'm back with the next Orphan Black episode and I have to report that it's one of the creepiest so far, mostly thanks to an insane formal dinner scene. This episode was a little heavier on the good...

Orphan Black, S05E04- Let The Children and Childbearers Toil

Hello listeners! It's time for the next installment of Orphan Black, and I have to be honest...this season is kind of a disaster. I'm not really sure why the writers or producers or whomever thought that there wasn't already plenty...

Orphan Black, S05E03- Beneath Her Heart

Hi everyone! Maggie and I are here to talk about an episode of Orphan Black that feels bizarrely out of place at this point in the show, and frankly was full of moments that I could have done without.The main...

Orphan Black, S05E02- Clutch Of Greed

This episode had a welcome, albeit abrupt, resurrection of Kira's importance and powers. We've all known that there's something weird about Kira, and then the injury that Helena's "bebe" manages to just shrug off confirms that the clones' children (when...

Orphan Black, S05E01- The Few Who Dare

Hello good people, and welcome to the first episode of the final season of Orphan Black. I really can't believe that we're almost done with this show, and I can honestly say I have no idea what's coming. We're in...

Orphan Black, S04E10- From Dancing Mice to Psychopaths

Okay, so I know that I'm supposed to be a feminist and everything, but the only thing I can say about Rachel's behavior in this episode is...bitches be crazy. And you know what? This bitch needs to die. I should...

Orphan Black, S04E09- Mitigation Of Competition

Hi there, lovelies! It's time for me and Maggie to come at you with the penultimate episode of Season 4. And this was a much more eventful episode than I expected for some reason. First of all. HI HELENA OMG...

Orphan Black, S04E08- The Redesign Of Natural Objects

Hello everyone! It's time for that episode where we have to sit through some awkward moments of Jesus Christ Superstar (Maggie throws some shade at Andrew Lloyd Webber and I LOL) in order to get a pretty satisfying ending to...

Orphan Black, S04E07- The Antisocialism Of Sex

Hi there, you beautiful people! Maggie and I are back to talk about the horrible aftermath of the hit on Kendall, and what a downward spiral so many of the clone club seem to be on.Poor Sarah was hoping for...

Orphan Black, S04E06- The Scandal Of Altruism

Wow. So this is an episode and a half, huh? What a brutal series of events, and what a nasty twist! I pretty much spend the first ten minutes of the show railing about how much I hate Evie, because...

Orphan Black, S0405- Raw Human Material

I'm really excited to see Krystal again despite being a little dubious about how she's returned to the story. Because Krystal is my new fave, and I just enjoy any time she's on-screen. This episode went in so many directions...

Orphan Black S04E04- From Instict To Rational Control

Hey there, everyone! There's always something getting in the way of editing, and this week it was my inadequate immune system. I'm sitting on a backlog of episodes that is simply not to be believed. This episode of Orphan Black...

Orphan Black, S04E03- Stigmata Of Progress

Maggie and I are here with the next episode of Orphan Black, the one where the police finally show up at the Hendrix's front door because of a pile of dead Portuguese. OOPS!Truthfully, while I would love for Helena to...

Orphan Black, S04E02- Transgressive Border Crossing

Hey listeners! Just FYI there won't be an Orphan Black episode next week due to a scheduling conflict, so soak up this one and enjoy it until we return the following week! This episode we get to see the first-ever...

Orphan Black, S04E01- The Collapse Of Nature

I am really excited about this fourth season because it really feels like we're getting back to the foundations of this plot, and back to all the characters that I really cared about in the first place. Now that Paul...

Orphan Black, S03E10- History Not Yet Written

Maggie and I are bringing you the very last episode of Season 3 of Orphan Black, and this is a bit of a doozy. There's a lot of satisfying moments of closure, which was honestly more than I expected, and...

Orphan Black, S03E09-Insolvent Phantom Of Tomorrow

Please forgive how I start out this episode laughing in disbelief at the title, but this show really goes too damn far with that. And if you have an idea of why they chose this title, feel free to tell...

Orphan Black, S03E08- Ruthless in Purpose, and Insidious in Method

I'm here with the newest episode of Orphan Black after missing last week due to illness, and holy shit! We have a new clone! How many of them are there out here? This is actually a question that I've been...

Orphan Black, S03E07- A Community OF Dreadful Fear and Hate

In which we finally meet Alison's mother.

Orphan Black S03E06- Certain Agony of the Battlefield

In which Paul realizes, far too late, that practically everyone he has ever worked with is straight-up trash.

Orphan Black, S03E05- Scarred By Many Past Frustrations

WE'RE BACK!

Orphan Black, S03E04- New Elements Of Our Defense

In which Gracie gets ditched because she's just a worthless shell now.

Orphan Black, S03E030- Formalized, Complex, and Costly

In which Gracie and her boo have a really bad day.

Orphan Black, S03E02- Transitory Sacrifices of Crisis

In which we see more of the Castor boys, and Owen is not a fan at ALL.

Orphan Black S03E01- The Weight Of This Combination

In which Sarah has to play Rachel, and it turns out to be a really lucky thing.

Orphan Black, S02E10- Means Which Have Never Yet Been Tried

In which Natasha and Owen don't know quite how they feel about this one.

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Orphan Black, S02E09- Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done

In which Donny is actually stepping up and getting shit done, and so, unsurprisingly, is Helena.

Orphan Black, S02E08- Variable And Full Of Perturbation

In which one of the clones is actually a dude.

Orphan Black, S02E07-Knowledge of Causes, and Secret Motion of Things

In which HOLY SHIT everything is hitting the fan.

Orphan Black, S02E06- To Hound Nature In Her Wanderings

In this episode, we just want Helena to be happy. WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE HAPPY?

Orphan Black, S02E05- Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est

In which Rachel awkwardly fucks an indifferent Paul, and Helena is MurderClone™

Orphan Black, S02E04- Governed As It Were By Chance

In which Helena gets away from the fish farm, but not before they've taken something from her.

Orphan Black, S02E03- Mingling Its Own Nature With It

In which Alison loses it, and everything is super sad.

Orphan Black, S02E02- Governed By Sound Reason And True Religion

In which Mrs. S's protection for Kira isn't as bulletproof as she thought.

Orphan Black, S02E01- Nature Under Constraint And Vexed

In which HELENA IS ALIIIIIIIVE

Orphan Black, S01E10- Endless Forms Most Beautiful

Orphan Black, S01E09- Unconscious Selection

In which there's an even deeper connection between Sarah and Helena than either of them knew.

Orphan Black, S01E08- Entangled Banks

In which a little girl does NOT look both ways.

Orphan Black, S01E07- Parts Developed In An Unusual Manner

In which there's a dude with a tail...but not for long.

Orphan Black, S01E06- Variations Under Domestication

in which we see what happens when you mix a Three's Company episode with Reservoir Dogs.

Orphan Black, S01E05- Conditions Of Existence

In which I WAS RIGHT PAUL'S TOTALLY IN ON IT

Orphan Black, S01E04- Effects Of External Conditions

In which Alison pretends to be Sarah, Sarah pretends to be Beth, and Elena pretends to be Sarah pretending to be Beth.

Orphan Black, S01E03- Variations Under Nature

In which some crazy bitch with wings is terrifying