Do you want us to watch Maks on The Bachelor? Is that good content? Probably not. But is this recap of week 2 of season 9 of Dancing with the Stars significantly better? Maybe not. At least it features recently-denied-of-an-Oscar-nomination-again director Baz Luhrmann! Katy also gets to talk about OUR baby, which matters. So short kings and Giants, dive on in to this era of Maks with us and wait in suspense for those Sultry Sevens!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin