This episode opens exactly how God and the algorithm intended: Mischa ASMR. Crunching. Sipping. Questionable mouth noises. Instant regret. You’re welcome.

From there, we do what we do best—skip the warm-up entirely and dive headfirst into absolute nightmare fuel. First up: the Jaycee Dugard case, a story so horrifying it will make you stare into the middle distance and reconsider humanity as a concept. We talk long-term captivity, systemic failures, survival, resilience, and how so many people missed what was right in front of them (spoiler alert: it’s enraging).

Just when your soul is sufficiently damaged, we pivot straight into the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, because nothing says emotional balance like following modern horror with one of the most infamous crimes in American history. A case packed with media frenzy, sketchy evidence, questionable investigations, wild theories, and a trial that still makes people argue nearly a century later.

There is no emotional buffer, minimal structure, and absolutely no promise of sanity. Expect side tangents, dark humor coping mechanisms, audible chewing, and the creeping realization that this episode might ruin your entire day—but in a fun way.

Listener discretion is advised. Headphones are not.