Christmas decorations look magical online…
but in real life?
They’re a full-blown crisis.

In this episode, we unpack the truth behind December’s biggest delusion:
the boxes that smell like trauma,
the lights that fight back,
the ornaments nobody likes but everyone defends,
and the annual emotional breakdown disguised as “festive spirit”.

If you’ve ever argued with a tree,
threatened a string of lights,
or placed a star on top and immediately regretted your life choices…
this one is for you.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.