Christmas doesn’t start on Christmas Eve.
It starts when the family begins to arrive.

One by one.
With bags, opinions, questions, chaos,
and absolutely no sense of personal space.

This episode is about that period before the big night:
everyone sleeping everywhere,
sharing rooms with people you barely know,
aunts observing in silence,
kids running wild,
last-minute shopping,
Christmas markets gone wrong,
and the slow realisation that…
this is just the warm-up.

It’s loud.
It’s messy.
It’s uncomfortable.
And somehow… completely familiar.

Because if this is already like this,
Christmas Eve is going to be unhinged.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.