Christmas shopping isn’t festive — it’s a full-contact sport.
In this episode, we dive into the chaos of December malls:
the gift sets nobody wants,
the wrapping paper crisis that destroys families,
the food court survivors,
and the moment you realise you’ve been carrying one bag for so long your fingers stopped belonging to you.

If you’ve ever bought a present out of shame,
panicked in front of a half-price mug,
or questioned your will to live in a queue…
this episode is basically therapy.
But louder. And cheaper.

Uninfluenced. Unpaid. Unfiltered.
Hosted by Noah B Jackman.