This may be the shortest episode on record of UP2, as we could barely muster up enough enthusiasm to talk about the sleaze-fest known as “Meridian.”

During a mapping mission in the Gamma Quadrant, the Defiant discovers a planet that phases in and out of existence every 60 years. This leads to one of those one-episode romances between Dax and some creeper that we all love so much.

Meanwhile, Quark tries desperately to get a holo-profile of Kira to sell to a seedy alien for his own pleasure. Is your skin crawling yet?

So…what did you think of this episode? This ought to be a doozy, and we would love to hear from you!