Upright and Fancy

"Buckle up for the latest ride on "Upright and Fancy," where Carra and Chris deliver the summer vibes with a side of unfiltered hilarity, Tarot wisdom, childhood trauma via pickles, and a parade of Olympics hot takes (plus, at least three puns involving seamen). This episode jumps from camp confessions to tales of topless porch hangs, questionable college snacks, and Super Pickle—the sidekick you never knew you needed. Somewhere between boundary songs and dill Havarti detective agencies, you'll get life advice, relationship tips, and a reminder to just be fun, curious, and not a dick. Five out of five fishbowl holes—scintillating, silly, and seriously unhinged (in the best way)." - Burt Reynolds

"In Episode 11 of Upright and Fancy, hosts Carra and Chris deliver another round of witty banter, personal anecdotes and playful hypotheticals.

They dive into childhood nostalgia, recounting awkward firsts with marijuana and sharing sympathetic but light-hearted vomit stories.

A particularly amusing segment involves Carra's child's distrust of Santa Claus and her funny bathroom-themed nicknames for the jolly figure.

Their optimistic outlook and casual tone make for an episode filled with endearing moments and candid humor, inviting listeners to embrace the spectrum of life, queerness and all things fancy."

- W. E. B. Du Bois

"Hold on to your hair-dryer and get ready for a hilariously wild ride into the emotional mane-tenance of life!

In episode 10 of "Upright and Fancy," they dive deep into salon therapy with special guest Lauren, a hair stylist whom brilliantly combines wit and wisdom while juggling scissors and emotions.

Craving wanderlust? Travel tales to Portugal, fjords, and Fiji paint a vivid and laugh-laden exploration of dreamy escapes and accidental shrimp-induced romance vomits (yes, really).

From fortune cookies to flirtatious medical misadventures, this uproarious episode is an epic blend of heartfelt stories, boundary-setting advice, and gut-busting humor that makes you feel fancy and fabulously entertained. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in, laugh out loud, and keep those bad date horror stories coming!"

-Gertrude Stein

"The episode journeys through a variety of topics including Mother's Day experiences, the allure of pigs, and a playful game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' with 80s heartthrobs. The chemistry between Chris and Carra shines through as they banter about everything from their favorite gay icons to their mutual admiration for the TV show Designing Women." - Virginia Woolf

"Delve into a rollercoaster of eyebrow dye disasters, creepy fortune machines, and etiquette faux pas in public! Chris and Carra share wild anecdotes and quirky tips for surviving unexpected eyebrows emergencies and deciphering Zoltar's cryptic messages." - Dr Ruth

"There you have it - a power-bottom, tarot-reading, crayfish-munching, Muppet-loving whirlwind that leaves listeners in stitches and yearning for more delightful absurdity." - Grigori Rasputin

"Listeners are encouraged to embrace their unique journeys, integrate new sensory experiences after eye surgeries, and find comfort in eye contact. The episode wraps up with playful banter about guilty pleasures, drag names, and a nod to inclusivity. This dynamic duo continues to mix depth with delight, keeping us eagerly awaiting their next episode." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Dive into the spooky with Ouija boards and unexpected bartender scares on a cruise ship. Learn the infinitely wise art of juggling parenting with social life, and mull over the names for female genitalia all while pondering retirement with beach house buddies." - Franz Kafka

"This episode of 'Upright and Fancy' isn't just about covering a range of topics—it's an invitation to explore, reflect, and engage with the world in a way that's both upright and extraordinarily fancy. Whether discussing student loans, drag queens, tarot readings, or Otis Redding, Carra and Chris remind us of the beauty in life's complexities." - Herman Melville

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"Step into the quirky and engaging world of Chris and Carra as they navigate a kaleidoscope of topics that resonate with listeners on a deeply personal and often humorous level. From speech impediments to musical legends and creative curse words to entrepreneurial dreams, "Upright and Fancy" is a charming tour through the intricacies of life" - Voltaire