Special guest listeners Skittles and Brightside. Emails and responses from last week, self-checkout, Tom Cruise and Scientology, Patent reform, Dave's driver's license, Getting arrested in bars for drinking, CNN Fire, Leprechaun video, Subservient Chicken, Piss-controlled urinal games, More 9/11 Videos, This isn't safe, Why Macs will run Windows programs, & Virtual Insanity.