(:00-15:00) Mailtime Monologue: Is Coronavirus the Brooklyn Nets? The Democrats? Or just the KFC Mush? (16:00) Urban Legends, doomsday prep, grandma goes insane (20:00) Tiger Mom vs Irish Mom, Legends from the DM, falling for fake news (30:00) Dog in a bag (40:00) Urban Legends: Hook Man, Flashing Lights, Lil Kim, the first blowjob, filthy wikipedia, (52:00) Marilyn Manson, Richard Gere, Ciara (60:00) Mr Rogers Avril Lavinge, Megan Fox, Kylie Jenner, Adnan, Scott Peterson, Beyonce, Paul McCartney, Inifinity Stairs, Shazam (76:00) Disney, Frozen, simming after you eat, mattress tags, Clorox bottles, lunar landing, Magic Johnson, Stevie Wonder, tortilla chips, RIP Gerry McNamara, False Crime!!!