-E.V.O.O: Missing Chadwick Boseman -P.S.A: trust your doctors; get Colon Cancer Screening!! -Old school Brown Parents:sickness is always stress related. -Old school brown parenting: only weak pussies say I love you -Brown aunties know how to parent your kids better than you do: -Our good old fashioned ass beatings: sandals, hangers and slaps. -The droptop- hijabis gone wild- cut. it. out. -The jehovah's witnesses of Islam -The V- W accent issue/realizing your parents have one -The wardrobe chameleon: changing at school and Getting CAUGHT -How did our parents make us: Immaculate conception or sex?? -We shoot our shot with Eminem -times tables, landlines, faking names, and diaries. -moms sixth sense about school dances and sneaking out windows -Boyfriends vs Drug dealers, good cop-bad cop, telling dad -Don't be afraid to disappoint your parents.TELL them what they did... -How do we teach our children the value of a dollar? Can we?