In this episode, Uriah makes remarks based on existential science from a 5th-grade cooking textbook. Followed by a breaking story about a Welfare bum living on $87 a week while we try to crack the Da Vinci Code before he wakes up from a 145-year coma.  New episodes every Monday-Thursday. This podcast is a mix of satire, conspiracy radio from the 70s, with the intellectual nonsense of a dropout at a community college radio station.