Ever wondered what the deal was with those goofy-looking settlers in black hats and buckles, who were obsessed with things like spying on their neighbors, forcing each other to follow strict religious rules, and using words like "thee"? Well, you're probably thinking of either the Pilgrims or the Puritans, or possibly both!

Buckle on up (lollll) and learn all about the religious fanatics who set up shop in New England 400 years ago and left a legacy of religious extremism, hypocrisy, and WASPS.

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