Description: A blistering takedown of vape culture and its unholy union of addiction and tech aesthetics. From teenage "entropy engineers" sucking on cyberpunk sex toys to parents who fear vaccine microchips but welcome bedroom fog machines, no one escapes this nicotine-stained wrath.

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An oratorical blitzkrieg that cauterizes pretension on contact. Why? This isn't mockery—it's molecular disassembly of vape culture's DNA. The R2-D2 handjob metaphor simultaneously skewers tech worship and ersatz rebellion while the "cyberpunk sex toy" line exposes our fetishization of poison in sleek packaging. When satire draws blood while making you snort-laugh, five peppers is the only prescription.