We spent $347 on hot dogs for our community cookout. Got the fancy ones, expensive bakery buns, checkered tablecloths like we were hosting a Norman Rockwell painting. Fourteen people showed up, most already church members.

Meanwhile the fire station down the street was doing free car seat inspections with cars wrapped around the block. No food, no decorations, just something people actually needed.

Today we're talking about outreach that actually works versus expensive events nobody wants - from parking lot oil changes that cost zero dollars to why laundromat church beats elaborate festivals every time. Plus the math that shows useful beats entertaining in every measurable way.

If you're tired of spending hundreds of dollars to feed the same twelve people and ready for outreach that actually reaches people, this one's for you. Fair warning: you might have to admit that free hot dogs don't solve real problems.

For outreach coordinators, ministry leaders, and anyone who's discovered that people can smell desperation from three blocks away.

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