An all female crew to travel to Mars?

A runaway surfboard that travelled 5,200km around the world to be reunited with its owner?

The 3 Bellends Pub?

Japan show how much they really hate the planet?

A woman's saucy affair with her ghost lover Ray is abruptly ended after the entity hits the drugs and....spirits

A catholic priest that enjoys a tasty snack at the altar?

Oh my word, it must be the Weekly Bizarre!!