AL and Lucy bring you this week's run of the most bizarre trending news stories from around the world!

A train caught by a whale in Rotterdam,

the cat-spiracies behind face masks and cats,

"Bad Uncle" AKA a hitman for children,

diabolical plans made to capture speeding motorists,

a Cheshire wife gets her end away with ghostly affair,

Elves, Sprites, Jupiter and The Moon feature in Science With Alex......IT'S THE WEEKLY BIZARRE!!!!!!