This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech.

Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon.

Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate.

Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement.

Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time

And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are