Seattle Joe Returns!, Reviews of The Cove and District 9, Their kind of town, Chicago is -- Emily and William review the restaurants, bars, architecture, night life and wiley cab drivers of the windy city

Emily goes M.I.A and William panics - eventually, Don't Pee on Me!, Why seeing every Tyler Perry movie is not on William's Bucket List, Emily gushes for Glee, and Em and William discuss what the days of flying the friendly skies were like before they became not so friendly

Why Emily and William like Inglourious Basterds but hate your children, Octomom gets bitch-slapped by her spawn, Vodka Tonics - the official drink of the Vagabond Exchange, Is David Spade in kindergarten?, Can Em get over her aversion to Diablo Cody and Megan Fox?, Chicago, here we come!

Whaddya know? It's Seattle Joe!! Emily and William pay their respects to The Wizard of Waukesha -- Les Paul, The documentary "Tyson" is reviewed with insurmountable exuberance, "The Goods" barely delivers and does Michael Vick deserve a 2nd chance (and $1.6 million right out of prison)?

It seems like someone famous always dies right before they do a show -- sorry John Hughes, Reviews of The Hurt Locker, Funny People, 500 days of Summer and that ocular delicacy, Julie and Julia, Aretha Franklin is number one? Seriously?? And Em and William ponder whether the Seattle Freeze is fact or fiction

Oh how we love those xenophobic, pugilistic, masterbating vagabonds, That little girl in Orphan made us wet ourselves, The intricacies of pee and poo, and Em and William argue about when west is really west

Four! Count 'em, Four movie reviews!!, Why the texting while driving law may be an idiotic concept, Steve McNair with a dash of Jermaine Dupri on the side, and Em and William wish a fond farewell to Baltimore Kate

The flawed enigma that was Michael Jackson, Brains versus Beauty - Megan Fox v Tina Fey, Year One Sucks!, NBA draft, and why Em and William don't care for Valentine's Day

Father's Day, Why does Eddie Murphy keep making mediocre kiddie fare?, Emily gets pulled over by the PoPo

Candy at Home Depot?, Guns in Bars, The Hangover and Up, Elevator Farts and the Baby Booby Buffet