This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

Success is rigged, timelines are fake, and somewhere between “fake it till you make it” and “don’t post it till three weeks later,” Anthony and Nalee decided to crown themselves Valedictorians of Their Own Damn Lives. This week on Twin Tangents, they drag hustle culture, side-eye comparison traps, and fight for ten full minutes over who’s actually shy (Final Ruling included).

We’re talking:
 ⏳ Timelines we’re done with → marriage-house-kids-on-cue is canceled, freedom is in
 💼 Job apps & interviews → don’t lie on résumés, apply anyway, and why “no” is a full-ass sentence
 📵 Private glow-ups → silence as the ultimate flex, and why not everyone watching your stories is rooting for you
 🧒 10-year-old us vs. grown-ass us → dreams, disappointments, forgiveness, and mid-episode therapy sessions
 💸 Money meltdowns → billionaires, lottery fantasies, and why Nalee wants $200M just to swim in cash
 📈 Progress over perfection → promotions, patience, and measuring success in messy baby steps

It’s raw, messy, chaotic, and brutally honest — because success isn’t one-size-fits-all, and your timeline is your own damn business.

🎙️ Motto of the week:  Be the valedictorian of your own damn life.  Say no, choose peace, and grade yourself on progress.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
 Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
 (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
 It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

We know your holiday stories are iconic in the worst and best ways. This segment invites listeners to send in their unforgettable holiday chaos — the feuds, the flops, the disasters, and the drama. Drop us a voice memo or DM and your story may make a future episode.

If this episode sparked a laugh, a tear, or a flashback you didn’t ask for, take a second to follow the pod, leave a review, and share it with someone who needs holiday emotional support. ’Tis the season to spread the chaos.

A festive little pause where Anthony and Nalee dive into the emotional landmines, childhood memories, and chaotic holiday energy we all pretend we’re totally fine with. Grab some cocoa (spike it if needed) and enjoy a moment of humor, honesty, and seasonal spiraling.

Closing out the episode with reassurance that your holiday chaos isn’t just relatable — it’s practically universal. Whether you're hiding in the guest room or avoiding group texts, we’re glad you spent part of your season with us.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
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