Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of the human emotion of “love,” we bring you a selection of Google Translate-enhanced fanfiction care of you, our listeners. Read along (and enjoy the equally excellent un-Googlified versions) here! Have a sexee one!

Intro: Ben E. King – Stand By Me, arr. & perf. by Garyan Wong
Outro: Wham! – Careless Whisper, perf. by Makoto Ogata

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