David and Phil travel across the galaxy to the monstrous space station of Alpha to watch the 2017 Luc Besson sci fi film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets.  The BBM crew tries to pin down exactly which burnout sounding actor this film’s lead is trying to emulate, attempt to understand why Laureline does not share title billing in this movie, and make sense out of why David hates fun movies like The Fifth Element.  There’s a lot of problems to address, but there’s also a silver lining to find.  Phil and David tackle all of that and more in this week’s Brokebot Mountain

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