In this episode, Victoria’s dad officially calls us out for talking like valley girls, which we obviously had to unpack immediately. We also celebrate a big milestone — Ava moving into her first apartment — and everything that comes with finally having your own place.

Ava continues her mission of making fun of Victoria for being a millennial, while conveniently ignoring the fact that she somehow already owns readers. The hypocrisy is discussed at length.

And in possibly the most exciting development of the week, we managed to find a nail salon with a subscription, which might be the best discovery we’ve made in a while.

Tune in for apartment updates, generational roasting, and the usual chaos.