Courtney & André react to a wild quarterfinal round in the Olympic, and a semifinal round full of suffering and surprises.

André is big mad at Japan's approach while Courtney flames France as Croissant Norway, then we cackle about Spain getting back-to-back doses of CONMEBOL. We discuss "real football", boiled noggins, clutch goals, Naomi Girma's greatness, Trinity Rodman's ascent, and whether suffering is truly necessary.

We also preview the gold medal match and why, no matter the outcome, we will be both big happy and big sad at the final whistle.

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