When we last left Russ and Jared, they were about to start exploring some of the more interesting vampire mind control techniques our soon-to-be vampire queen can do. The guys are here to drive a stake into the heart of Vampire Academy (2014), starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Dominic Sherwood, Danila Kozlovsky, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Hyland, Gabriel Byrne, and Sami Gayle. You won't have to stand in line for next week's Trailer Trash, but you should set phasers (podcast apps?) to auto-download!