An extremely special episode where, after a 5-year ban, Michael finally gets to talk about vampires.

In this episode:

Michael is or is not a vampire

Michael finds vampires everywhere

Ethan knows how lists work

Ethan compares Michael to Einstein, but only by accident

Florence and the Machine and Vampires

Vampires everywhere!

Some ill-advised digressions in the middle of the episode, sorry

Much place-setting, as usual

To be clear, Ethan is deeply ashamed of everything Twilight-related that comes up in this episode, including his own writing, which will not be linked to now or ever

Next time Michael and Ethan will begin their discussion of Jude the Obscure, by Thomas Hardy. Join the discussion! Go to the Contact page and put "Scotch Talk" in the Subject line. We'd love to hear from you! And submit your homework at the Michael & Ethan in a Room with Scotch page.

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Your Hosts: Michael G. Lilienthal (@mglilienthal) and

Ethan Bartlett (@bjartlett)

MUSIC & SFX:

"Kessy Swings Endless - (ID 349)" by Lobo Loco. Used by permission.

"The Grim Reaper - II Presto" by Aitua. Used under an Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License.

"Thinking It Over" by Lee Rosevere. Used under an Attribution License.