This episode is mostly just Jourdain and I being in stunned awe re: Nic Cage/his face/his general vibe! And, in honor of this movie, let me just say "A, B, C, D ... E, F, G ... L,M,N,O,P ... Q,R,S,T,U,V ... X,Y,Z!"

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